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The Top
Ten Reasons for Going to Science 79's 25th Reunion:
10. For the opportunity to see old Friends
9. For the opportunity to see the Queens campus
8. For the opportunity to abuse old friends
7. For the opportunity to abuse everybody
6. For the opportuntiy to abuse people you don't know
5. For the opportunity to see some people who you can refer to as
"friends"
3. To prove to people you haven't died yet
2. To prove you are successful
1. To tell extrodinaily big lies and see if anyone buys your tall
tales
0. To see who has hair left
-1. To see just how much weight people have gained
-2. To drink Beer!
-3. To drink Wine!
And the number one reason for attending the Science 79 reunion
is:
To
attend "The Old Fashioned Smoker!"
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